sexxxxxx on the Walking Dead
trifelin’ hoe. YOUR HUSBAND IS ALIVE
How is that!?!? I want to watch it so bad!
I would have enjoyed Harry Potter 7 if it wasn’t for 2 things..
1) For nearly the entire movie I kept think they were saying “whorecocks”
2) No matter what Daniel Radcliffe is in I can only see him as the guy that fucked a horse on stage…..
P.S. How the hell does Nicholas Cage keep getting movie deals?
FACT. Absolute and incontrovertible. (But that doesn’t mean we don’t still want to be invited.)
On the way home tonight I pulled over and broke into an electric road-sign. I then hacked it to give a more interesting warning. Yes, I am this cool.
Omg. This would just make me wanna keep going.

